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Tom Hiddleston is a highly educated Shakespearean actor.
He knows multiple languages.
He writes Joss Whedon 4,000 words disertaions via email.
He’s acted with great and highly respected actors.
He is a grown-ass man.
I just wanted to remind everyone of that.
That’s how I feel about my mom sometimes. But instead of an actual gun,i’d use a tranquilizer gun, so I could knock her ass out and get a few hours of peace.
So after a long and tedious week of re modeling my moms room,which consisted of: painting,removing and disposing of the old carpet ourselves (made getting new carpet cheaper), and other miscellaneous bullshit with my sister. My mom came up to me and told me we did a piss poor job. Need I remind you that she didn’t help out one bit,even though it was HER idea and HER room. With that, I’ve come to the conclusion that no matter what I do,I can never make that woman happy. No matter what I do,she’s always going to be saying “that’s not good enough”, or “you need to lose more weight,no guys ever going to want to be with you because you have weight on you”.
The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
